ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

thepriceismeg:

“Oops Maura honey I accidentally mailed these to everyone we know again”

nosoytuchiste:

I’m Not a Joke is a campaign spreading awareness for the LGBTI community through art and design, created by Daniel Arzola (@Arzola_d) for the school of Visual Arts Rafael Monasterios in light of the recent violent acts against the sexually diverse community in Venezuela. It initially seeks to expand in the online community. If you’d like to share your opinion please do so via twitter using the hashtag #ImNotaJoke. Like our page on Facebook and share our designs to support our cause! 

shit, i really need to stop fucking swearing all the god damn time

wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

condorn:

unfollowers?

*does cup song*

ur gonna miss me when im gone

now hold up lets talk about geese

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

aren’t they cute

yeah

they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

mitten:

in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

bevsi:

sometimes i just

dsylecxia:

bleeding heart dove, the dove that always looks like it just walked away from a driveby shooting